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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:48 am 
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A group of primary school infants go on a trip to ascot races to learn about horses.
When its time to take the children to the toilet, it is decided that the girls will go with one teacher and the boys with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys is waiting outside when one of the boys comes out to tell her that none of them can reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she goes inside and helps the boys with their pants and begins hoisting the boys up one by one, holding their willies to direct the flow.
As she lifts one boy she cant help but notice that he is unusually well endowed.
Trying not to stare she says " you must be in year four".
"No love" he replies, "I'm riding silver shadow in the 2.15!!"


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:13 pm 
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Gerry Rafferty is to be buried next to Ronald Mcdonald and Heath Ledger. "Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right"

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:39 am 
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meljones wrote:
Gerry Rafferty is to be buried next to Ronald Mcdonald and Heath Ledger. "Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right"


And Baker Street on your stereo. With the Jadot en primeur behind you, you are now spoilt rotten for any white burgundy when picking up from your local. What can you buy with pleasure now, after that magnificent spread ?

Hey, let me know if you need someone to document more of the red wines next time :D

There were so many for you to do, such hard work....:wink:

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They're smarter than the average bear.

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