How do you respond to any of that.
On the plus side. Ba, can you fix me up an interest free loan for a bit of sub prime as collateral. Mel, there is a world wide web ya know..... Oh yes, GK can send me photos of the supermarket shelves. Shez, well, he's already half way to California, and Tribs can email the bargains in Carrefour. I'll be fine, the dollar is king once more.
Job done.
Two bedrooms and a pool in the sitting room
Just in case you have a row, and need to cool off ...... or, whatever.