Good grief !
Stop moaning, woman.
And get the dinner on
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| Author: | meljones [ Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The importance of wine |
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE: What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some wine |
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| Author: | Goosegogs [ Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The importance of wine |
Good grief ! Stop moaning, woman. And get the dinner on
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| Author: | GK [ Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The importance of wine |
Q: What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections? A: A whine and cheese party. ....retreat, grab coat, slam door.... |
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| Author: | meljones [ Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The importance of wine |
.. door now locked... |
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