It is currently Sat Nov 23, 2024 4:41 pm

All times are UTC [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 2 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: A Losing Formula
PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2012 3:34 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:59 pm
Posts: 4188
Location: Ibuprofen Bay Winery
What's happened to Olly? No longer roly poly ! He's fading away poor lad.

Triade got a second rec on Saturday Fish Fry to accompany Slimy Scollops, and TF Finest Swartzland CHENIN with poussin, brocolli and broth.

_________________
Four wheels move the body - 2 wheels move the soul.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: A Losing Formula
PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 7:47 pm 
Offline

Joined: Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:05 am
Posts: 2835
Olly is an interesting fella, saw him on Songs of Praise recently, he was an altar boy.

Reminds me of a joke...



'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'

'Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you
may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Volpe?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight-lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for four months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

_________________
Yep, Im still here.


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 2 posts ] 

All times are UTC [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 32 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group