Watery tat. I'm taking it back. I will not be sold complete and utter rubbish like this.

Do not buy. Not even at the offer price of £7.99.

AnnoyedGoosegogs

Don't you like it??

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mel

Goose- I have just hacked your PC, taken your Credit Card details and ordered you four cases, they'll be with you next week.

You're welcome.

Dear GK,

Thank you so much for my 4 free cases of watery tat with Sancerre on the label.

We've already finished the first case.

I used 3 bottles to clean the drains. They look lovely and smell of dead mouse and gooseberry. Which is much nicer than the wine smelt.

One bottle I gave to the neighbours cat.

It was pronounced dead this morning at 6.46 am. We never liked it. Neither did the neighbours.

They gave us a bottle of Tesco Finest Pouilly Fume as a thank you.

The 5th bottle we gave to the vicar when he came around collecting for the church bottle stall. We're hoping he'll drink it himself and never come back.

The last bottle we'll take back to Tesco and exchange it for something drinkable. Probably a pink Sancerre which is now down to just £3.49 and a bottle of The Reach sauv/rose for £3.99.

There might even be enough left over for a packet of Walkers cheese and onion crisps....and a Cadbury's Fruit n Nut.

That should save from having to cook for an entire weekend.

Lovely

G

I've created a monster
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mel

Indeed !

And you'd better find me a classic Sancerre for £2.99 or i'll be sending the mother in law over the Seven Bridge to drink all your Christmas wines and ruin your New Year.

You've been warned.

G
P.S Feel free to shoot her but whatever you do don't send her back.