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Gran Tesoro Garnacha Rose 2006 Tesco £2.99
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Author:  Goosegogs [ Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:54 am ]
Post subject:  Gran Tesoro Garnacha Rose 2006 Tesco £2.99
Dry, no smell at all - tastewise - hint of turps with a pungent finish of meths and strawberry vodka.

Ideal gift for an alcoholic down and out on a cold winters night.

Makes Blossom Hill White Zinfandel look like a Robert Parker 95 - 100.

Strong contender for the worst wine in the world.

Smart looking bottle though and impressed The Times Jane McQuitty who seems to like every wine sent to her....I think if someone sent her a bottle of Fairy Liquid she'd wax lyrical about it's verdant greenness and witter aimlessly about gooseberries and minerals whilst no doubt having a multiple orgasm.

http://www.tesco.com/winestore/controll ... Btk=P_List

Got a refund....considering it nearly killed me, i'm disappointed I didn't get a case of Sancerre.

Mind you, their Sancerre is crap so i'm probably better off with the £2.99.
Author:  GK [ Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Gran Tesoro Garnacha Rose 2006 Tesco £2.99
Are you on a mission to upset the wine sisterhood? Mel, release the hounds :D
Author:  Goosegogs [ Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Gran Tesoro Garnacha Rose 2006 Tesco £2.99
Yes...women and wine just don't mix.

Goosegogs..~ running away very fast ~
Author:  meljones [ Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Gran Tesoro Garnacha Rose 2006 Tesco £2.99
Excuse me, women and wine don't mix???
Author:  Goosegogs [ Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Gran Tesoro Garnacha Rose 2006 Tesco £2.99
No...it's a well know wine fact.

From the soon to be published James May Book of Indisputable Wine Facts

Women and wine don't mix is no 56, sandwiched neatly between

55..If a woman wants to comment upon a wine she should be permitted to say either

a) hmmm this is nice

or

b) uuuurgh I don't like this

If a woman attempts to say anything more complicated she is to be asked to leave the restaurant, or, if at home, made to stand in the garden

57..All women should be restricted by law to drinking Gallo white zinfandel as it's sweet, simple and pink and was specifically invented by the Americans to stop women getting curious about proper wine.

On special occasions women may be allowed a glass of Jacob's Creek sparkling chardonnay pinot noir rose.

But just the one glass
Author:  GK [ Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Gran Tesoro Garnacha Rose 2006 Tesco £2.99
Just for you G....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU

‘Over education leads to ugliness, premature aging and beard growth…’

:D
Author:  meljones [ Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Gran Tesoro Garnacha Rose 2006 Tesco £2.99
will not stoop to your level, boys
Author:  Goosegogs [ Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Gran Tesoro Garnacha Rose 2006 Tesco £2.99
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ivsb79- ... re=related

Even better !

:lol:
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